Ok, I’m a little cheesed off now. Jen said he wanted to dress up for WBD and I’ve come up with a cheap plan for him. I bought a basic pirate outfit on eBay for £6.50 and I’m borrowing D’s crocodile teddy. Voila! A Peter pan pirate. He thinks he’s Hook, and he adores the TickTock croc bit as a Jake and the Neverland pirates fan. Sorted, outfit already on the way, due midweek.
This morning D gets ratty about borrowing this croc and snatches him back. Cue a war between the boys, marvellous. :-/
Then D proclaims despite his non interest so far he suddenly needs an outfit, not wants but needs it.
Panic! Ebay wants nearly £20 for anything book-ish in D’s size, plus its a bit late to rely on postage.